* IMPORTANT NOTICE *
The Maker of the Entire Human Race (GOD) is Recalling All Manufactured Units, Regardless of Make, Model, or Year Due to a Serious Defect in the Primary Central Component of the Heart.
The Original Units, Code name Adam and Eve, were created perfect and without any defect. However, Due to a Major Malfunction Caused by the Coded Prototypes Disregarding Specific Instructions, the Manufacturer's Warranty Was Voided, and Resulted in the Reproduction of the Same Defect in All Subsequent Units. This Defect Has Been Identified as Subsequent Internal Non-Morality. More Commonly Known as S.I.N.
Some of The Symptoms Include:
Loss of Direction, Foul Vocal Emissions, Amnesia of Origin, Lack of Peace and Joy, Selfish and Violent Behavior, Depression and Confusion, Fearfulness, Idolatry, and Rebellion.
The Manufacturer, Who is Neither Liable Nor at Fault For This Defect, is Providing Factory Authorized Repair and Service FREE of Charge to Correct This Defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, Has Generously Offered to Bear The Entire Burden of The Staggering Cost of These Repairs. There is No Additional Fee Required.
The Number to Call in All Areas is:1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R, or send a text to that number over the original wireless network. Once Connected, Please Upload Your Burden of SIN Through the REPENTANCE Procedure. Next, Download ATONEMENT From The Repair Technician, JESUS, Into the Very Heart Component of The Defective Unit. No Matter how Big or Small The SIN Defect is, JESUS Will Graciously Replace it With: Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self-Control.
For Further Explanation on The Uses and Performances of These Outstanding and Remarkable Fixes, Please Read, Study, and Apply The Instructions in The Operating Manuel... The B.I.B.L.E. - Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
WARNING: Failure To Make These Repairs, or Installing Unauthorized Components VOIDS All Warranties, And Exposes The Human Unit to Dangers and Problems Too Numerous to List Which Will Result in Permanent Impounding of the Defective Unit.
Please Assist by Notifying Others of This Important Recall. You Can Contact The Manufacturer Anytime by Knee-Mail, the Original World Wide Web.
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